Mini-Project Numero Uno

It is possible to recreate this entire page -- all of it, even this part using basic HTML! You should use the following elements:

Some Famous Sayings

Ha!

Homer no function beer well without.
   ~ Homer Simpson

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
   ~ Theodore Sturgeon

Verbing weirds language.
   ~ Calvin & Hobbes

Some HTML

"We've been learning HTML," Tom said to Sally. "Really?" asked Sally, "Well then, show me some HTML."

"Well," said Tom, "we learned that <p> creates a paragraph, and <hr> creates a horizontal rule."

"Sounds neat!" said Sally. "How would those look on an actual Web page?"

"Like this!" Tom said excitedly, "And remember, I'm not using the <pre> element anywhere!"

<p>
  "We've been learning HTML," Tom said to Sally. "Really?" asked Sally, "Well then, show me some HTML."
<p>
<hr>
<p>
  "Well," said Tom, "we learned that <p> creates a paragraph, and <hr> creates a horizontal rule."
<p>

"Oh Tom!" cried Sally, "Why must you always be so self-referential?"

A picture

Clifford and Chi are cool
Chi and Clifford are furshizzle best friends!!!

Synesthesia

Try the following experiment: read each word aloud in the following list, and then go back and read the color of each word aloud. It's harder than you might think!


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