It is possible to recreate this entire page -- all of it, even this part using basic HTML! You should use the following elements:
Homer no function beer well without.
~ Homer Simpson
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
~ Theodore Sturgeon
Verbing weirds language.
~ Calvin & Hobbes
"We've been learning HTML," Tom said to Sally. "Really?" asked Sally, "Well then, show me some HTML."
"Well," said Tom, "we learned that <p> creates a paragraph, and <hr> creates a horizontal rule."
"Sounds neat!" said Sally. "How would those look on an actual Web page?"
"Like this!" Tom said excitedly, "And remember, I'm not using the <pre> element anywhere!"
<p>
"We've been learning HTML," Tom said to Sally. "Really?" asked Sally, "Well then, show me some HTML."
<p>
<hr>
<p>
"Well," said Tom, "we learned that <p> creates a paragraph, and <hr> creates a horizontal rule."
<p>
"Oh Tom!" cried Sally, "Why must you always be so self-referential?"
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Try the following experiment: read each word aloud in the following list, and then go back and read the color of each word aloud. It's harder than you might think!
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